Girl comes up to me sits next to me at the teacher's desk won't leave she keeps saying I am not going to leave until you let me go to the bathroom she won't leave I can't stand it there is a boy in the class reading the Red Badge of Courage not bothering anyone that's me that's who I am who I was I want to talk to that kid about the Red Badge of Courage but instead I have this lousy human sitting next me asking to go to the bathroom Marie Calloway asked on her Facebook, would men have sex with 16 year olds if it wasn't illegal, I think no, not me, because I can't stand them I let the girl go to the bathroom a boy comes over to me he says, “Put in 192.168.1.1.” That's a router code “Yeah, put it in.” why would I put in a router code, I don't want to mess with the school's router “No it is cool.” I don't think so don't think this makes any sense how do you know about router codes “my grandpa has a computer, and my mom and my dad, I use a total of three computers, I like computers.” holy shit what what “Everyone knows about router codes.” I said to the class, DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO ACCESS YOUR ROUTER? The class said no, what what the whole world went what what what what huh yeah router codes |